Why you shouldn't eat Pizza on Tuesdays

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Every day you feel rested and energetic, right? Well that is except for that devil of a day Tuesday! Tuesday just doesn't seem to like people and on top of that, it plays pranks! Pizza is its favorite prank to pull on! I mean come on! I think dominos is in on this with tuesday with the two times tuesday pizza deal! When it is tuesday and you eat pizza, it might explode! Especially if you say zigibuggidugh! Remember Rambo and Friends, pizza is alright any day of the meal, but if your going to eat pizza on tuesdays, put your head on backwards, and do the hokey pokey while singing kumbiyah, or this will happen to you!