Doughnuts

I will tell you the thriller of a story of how doughnuts came to be donuts! You see, doughnuts were square! They were also sour! This was because cave men were around to make them! They used bitter chocolate, bitter erbs, and square bread dough! this was awful! One fateful day though, the do magician was sick of eating awful desserts! Sooooooooo he switched the caveman's recipe with his own! However, a monkey ate it and pooped it out in Fred Flinstone's kitchen sink! When Fred got home, he ate the poo and then found the recipe! Wooo! The magician was dumb to let Fred have the recipe, because he couldn't read. The only words he could decipher on the recipe were best donuts ever! So Fred tried his best and the recipe turned out something like this.

1. 12 ounces of brussel sprouts
2. 8 cups of boogers
3. 1 ton of poo
4. Lemonade from the front door

The donuts were awful. But, back then they didn't have tastebuds so everyone kept eating these awful morsals! Well eventually everyone died from this stuff! That ended the human race! That is how our donuts today came to be! PS We're aliens! ^)^